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New JibJab Obama Video: Obama Saves The Day (VIDEO)
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Some Very Bright Women
1. I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. – Dolly Parton 2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a [...]
Three Men & A Genie
Three men were digging a hole when they found a lamp. The first man rubbed it and out popped a genie. He said, “Poof, I will grant each of you one wish.” The first man said, “I wish to be smart and handsome.” The genie’s reply, “Poof you’re a lawyer.” The second [...]
The Drunk & The Dancer
A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to get the bartender’s attention. She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, “Get the ballerina a drink.” She gets her drink and goes away. Later she [...]
Under the Influence – bar Jokes – Man and guide do
A blind man with his guide dog walked into a bar. The blind man picked up the dog and swung it around and around over his head. The bartender runs up and asks, “Man, What the heck are you doing?” The blind man replies,”Just looking around.” See Original Story
Sexual Confessional
Sexual Confessional A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” “Tell me all of your sins, my daughter.” “Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times,” she says. The priest [...]
Baptizing a drunk
> A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a > preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water > and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and > is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he [...]
Bull in Supermarket – Cummins SuperValu Ballinrobe Co. Mayo
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Big Rig Police Chase Video: Man Clings To Back Of Semi During High-Speed Chase (VIDEO)
In a wild high-speed police chase, a trailerless semi truck flees authorities with a man clinging to the back of the vehicle. The truck eventually slows down enough to allow the man no the back to jump off, where he falls, gets up, and then seems to wander around. The man driving the truck is [...]
Obama Swats Fly during CNBC Interview
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