September 5th, 2009

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Posted by: The Blackspot

Everytime Nick Cannon pops up on a blog somewhere, his name in the post always starts or ends with the words “corny,” “goofy” or something like that. This makes me very curious to know what is it that makes him corny?

I’m not on the dude’s d*** or anything but I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out what it is that stamps his cornball certificate. Here’s a list of things that Nick is now known for:

1. He hosts a highly rated nationally televised show.

2. He likes to wear Suits

3. He’s married to Mariah Carey

4. He’s been getting TV and movie money since 1995

5. He’s dated Selita Ebanks, Christina Milian, and Kim Kardashian

6. If you’re old enough, your kids love him

7. If you’re young enough, you probably either wanted to be him or down with him.

Now here’s where your track record comes in…

1. You haven’t been on TV but your family has been on four episodes of COPS.

2. Your idea of dressing up is matching a dirty, white tee with dirty, white Air Force 1s.

3. Who are we kidding, you’re too angry and annoying to be married to anybody.

4. Your Google Ads balance is in the negative because your blog has the traffic of a dead end street full of gangbangers.

5. Your last date was with your gynecologist/proctologist

6. Nick Cannon has done more before the age of 20 than you’ve done in 20 years.

7. Deep down, you really want to be just like Nick Cannon

In comparison, ol’ Nick isn’t really that corny at all. It looks like all the folks trying to s*** dude are the corny ones. Oh well, what else is new?

-The Blackspot

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Posted by: The Blackspot

Everytime Nick Cannon pops up on a blog somewhere, his name in the post always starts or ends with the words “corny,” “goofy” or something like that. This makes me very curious to know what is it that makes him corny?

I’m not on the dude’s d*** or anything but I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out what it is that stamps his cornball certificate. Here’s a list of things that Nick is now known for:

1. He hosts a highly rated nationally televised show.

2. He likes to wear Suits

3. He’s married to Mariah Carey

4. He’s been getting TV and movie money since 1995

5. He’s dated Selita Ebanks, Christina Milian, and Kim Kardashian

6. If you’re old enough, your kids love him

7. If you’re young enough, you probably either wanted to be him or down with him.

Now here’s where your track record comes in…

1. You haven’t been on TV but your family has been on four episodes of COPS.

2. Your idea of dressing up is matching a dirty, white tee with dirty, white Air Force 1s.

3. Who are we kidding, you’re too angry and annoying to be married to anybody.

4. Your Google Ads balance is in the negative because your blog has the traffic of a dead end street full of gangbangers.

5. Your last date was with your gynecologist/proctologist

6. Nick Cannon has done more before the age of 20 than you’ve done in 20 years.

7. Deep down, you really want to be just like Nick Cannon

In comparison, ol’ Nick isn’t really that corny at all. It looks like all the folks trying to s*** dude are the corny ones. Oh well, what else is new?

-The Blackspot

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Posted by: MartiniScotch

 The internet is buzzed with Youtube video of Maia Campbell, daughter of former famed author Bebe Campbell and star of In The House, presumably prostituting herself in California….

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Posted by: BlogXilla

ATL Housewife Kim Zolciak and Keyshia Cole’s sister Neffe are going in on each other via Twitter right now and legal threats are being tossed around.

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Posted by: wendyista

Spies say Jermaine Dupri has been getting real close to a woman not named Janet Jackson.

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Posted by: wendyista

The tabs are reporting that Mariah Carey had a miscarriage a few weeks ago and as a result she and Nick have decided to adopt instead.

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Posted by: BlogXilla

Video: Maia Campbell’s Alleged Pimp Speaks Out & Claims She Really Is A Crack Head! “I Didnt Know It Was Maia Campbell. She Wanted Some Real Crack & I Don’t Hit Woman”

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E! reality star Khloe Kardashian is dating Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

In their booth, “He was holding her hand and every time a good song came on, she would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there,” a source tells Us. “There is no denying the chemistry between those two.”

After dancing the night away, Khloe and Lamar — who just signed a four-year, $33 million contract with the Lakers (he helped them win the NBA Championship in June) — left the club hand in hand. 

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LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Lady GaGa says she’s bringing the art world to the MTV Video Music Awards this Sunday.

“It’s less of me singing the song, and more of an art installation. A performance-art piece,” she told Newsweek. “We’ve been working on it for months and months.”

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